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I was driving down a street with my headlight broken. The car behind me also had a broken headlight, so in that moment I felt safe. Too bad it was a f*king cop. He had a broken headlight and gave ME a

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ate sum shrooms b4 goin 2 the local apartment pool with like 10 ppl and got the laws called 4 noise.. flashlite rite in the face rite when the trip began and idk how i didnt end up locked up cause tha

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Who needs a reason? FTP!!!!!

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A couple friends and i are messin around in a neighborhood near us, we stick a styrofoam mannequin head at the end of the street to see drivers responses. First car is some whacked out dumbass who pul

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i was standing at the shop with my friend when two police came over but i didnt notice them untill i seen one of them fall off their bike , i started laughing hysterically but the police came back and

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bitch ass cops can all suck a dick. Fuck the Police!

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Man I were drinking a fizz popper grape yo wen alla suddenly cherry lites in my mirror. i say hey nigga we be getin pulled over. then he ax for lisens and shit. I told him imfrom La Puente and i don

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The Highway i live on has a speed limit of 40 almost everywhere (should be closer to 55 almost everywhere) pulled over doing 60mph cop yelled saying he had to get over 100mph to catch me. when i infor

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